May I help you,
sir?
May I take
your order,
sir?
May I give you
what you ask,
what you ask of me,
sir?
May I offer
unparalleled value,
and unparalleled service,
and unparalleled flavour,
sir?
Here is your
change,
sir.
May you enjoy
your meal,
your drink,
and have a pleasant day,
sir.
Will you take me up on my offer?
Can I help you,
sir?
Can I straighten
your tie,
sir?
Can I fix
your shoe laces,
and button your shirt for you,
sir?
Tell me about
your sordid affairs,
your stressful finances,
your unfulfilled home life,
sir.
Give me
your attitude,
sir.
May you enjoy
this moment,
with me,
as much as I have with you,
sir.
Take the damn order and have a nice day.
Next.
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