I'm a reader who is always troubled with the fact that there are more books in the world that I want to read than the time I need to read them.
So here's a list of books I've read (going off the books on my bookshelf) compared to the books I own but still need to get around to reading. And hopefully the second list will get shorter (it won't).
Books I have read:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe - Douglas Adams
Inferno - Dante Aligheri
Mostly True - Brian Andreas
Hearing Voices - Brian Andreas
Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Shatnerquake - Jeff Burk
If On A Winter's Night A Traveller - Italo Calvino
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
Through The Looking-Glass - Lewis Carroll
Washer Mouth - Kevin L. Donihe
The Flappy Parts - Kevin L. Donihe
Night of the Assholes - Kevin L. Donihe
Less Than Zero - Bret Easton Ellis
American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
Casino Royale - Ian Fleming
American Gods - Neil Gaiman
The Beach - Alex Garland
Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody - Michael Gerber
Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel - Michael Gerber
Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse - Michael Gerber
Neuromancer - William Gibson
10 A Boot Stomping 20 A Human Face 30 Goto 10 - Jess Gulbranson
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time - Mark Haddon
Bucket of Face - Eric Hendrixson
Misery - Stephen King
The Walking Dead Compendium 1 - Robert Kirkman
Squid Pulp Blues - Jordan Krall
Fistful of Feet - Jordan Krall
King Scratch - Jordan Krall
Narnia Series - C. S. Lewis
Eeeee Eee Eeee - Tao Lin
you are a little bit happier than i am - Tao Lin
Muscle Memory - Steve Lowe
Wolves Dressed As Men - Steve Lowe
Tomorrow, When the War Began - John Marsden
The Dead of the Night - John Marsden
The Third Day, The Frost - John Marsden
Darkness, Be My Friend - John Marsden
Burning For Revenge - John Marsden
The Night is For Hunting - John Marsden
The Other Side of Dawn - John Marsden
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
Bright Lights, Big City - Jay McInerny
Satan Burger - Carlton Mellick III
Sex and Death in Television Town - Carlton Mellick III
Fishy Fleshed - Carlton Mellick III
Punk Land - Carlton Mellick III
The Egg Man - Carlton Mellick III
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland - Carlton Mellick III
Zombies and Shit - Carlton Mellick III
Crab Town - Carlton Mellick III
The Egg Said Nothing - Caris O'Malley
V for Vendetta - Alan Moore & David Lloyd
Watchmen - Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons
Animal Farm - George Orwell
Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk
Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk
Diary - Chuck Palahniuk
Doom Magnetic - William Pauley III
Lost in Cat Brain Land - Cameron Pierce
Shark Hunting In Paradise Garden - Cameron Pierce
Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island - Cameron Pierce
Lights Out in Wonderland - DBC Pierre
The Monkey's Mask - Dorothy Porter
Wild Surmise - Dorothy Porter
The Colour of Magic - Terry Pratchett
Boneshaker - Cherie Priest
Dreadnought - Cherie Priest
Jack & Mr. Grin - Andersen Prunty
My Fake War - Andersen Prunty
The Sorrow King - Andersen Prunty
Morning Is Dead - Andersen Prunty
Northern Lights - Philip Pullman
The Subtle Knife - Philip Pullman
The Amber Spyglass - Philip Pullman
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Starfish Girl - Athena Villaverde
Leviathan - Scott Westerfeld
Behemoth - Scott Westerfeld
Blankety Blank - D. Harlan Wilson
Peckinpah - D. Harlan Wilson
Dr. Identity - D. Harlan Wilson
Breath - Tim Winton
Neverness - David Zindell
The Broken God - David Zindell
The Wild - David Zindell
Books I am yet to read:
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - Jane Austen & Seth Grahame-Smith
The Adventures of Augie March - Saul Bellow
Naked Lunch - William S. Burroughs
Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
Speaker for the Dead - Orson Scott Card
Xenocide - Orson Scott Card
Children of the Mind - Orson Scott Card
Robinson Crusoe - Daniel Defoe
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Notes From Underground - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Informers - Bret Easton Ellis
Rules of Attraction - Bret Easton Ellis
Magician - Raymond E. Feist
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Live and Let Die - Ian Fleming
Moonraker - Ian Fleming
Anansi Boys - Neil Gaiman
The Difference Engine - William Gibson & Bruce Sterling
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
A Spot of Bother - Mark Haddon
Across the Nightingale Floor - Lian Hearn
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
For Whom the Bell Tolls - Ernest Hemingway
Dune - Frank Herbert
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Well - Elizabeth Jolley
Ulysses - James Joyce
Finnegans Wake - James Joyce
Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka
It - Stephen King
The Green Mile - Stephen King
Duma Key - Stephen King
The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger - Stephen King
The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three - Stephen King
The Dark Tower: The Waste Lands - Stephen King
The Dark Tower: Wizard and Glass - Stephen King
Under the Dome - Stephen King
The Boat - Nam Le
The Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux
A Game of Thrones - George R. R. Martin
Fevre Dream - George R. R. Martin
All the Pretty Horses - Cormac McCarthy
The Crossing - Cormac McCarthy
Cities of the Plain - Cormac McCarthy
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell
Rant - Chuck Palahniuk
Diary - Chuck Palahniuk
Tokyo Year Zero - David Peace
Ludmilla's Broken English - DBC Pierre
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett
Making Money - Terry Pratchett
Morning Is Dead - Andersen Prunty
Catcher in the Rye - J. D. Salinger
Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
Jasper Jones - Craig Silvey
The Strange Case of Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde - Rober Louis Stevenson
Treasure Island - Robert Louis Stevenson
Dracula - Bram Stoker
Hell's Angels - Hunter S. Thompson
The Fellowship of the Ring - J. R. R. Tolkien
The Two Towers - J. R. R. Tolkien
The Return of the King - J. R. R. Tolkien
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain
Journey to the Center of the Earth - Jules Verne
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea - Jules Verne
Slaughterhouse-Five - Kurt Vonnegut
The Philosophy of Andy Warhol - Andy Warhol
The War of the Worlds - H. G. Wells
Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh
Sweet Bird of Youth/A Streetcar Named Desire/The Glass Menagerie - Tennessee Williams
Cloudstreet - Tim Winton
War in Heaven - David Zindell
The Lightstone: The Ninth Kingdom - David Zindell
The Book Thief - Markus Zuzak
Collections:
Necronomicon - H.P. Lovecraft
The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe - Edgar Allan Poe
The Gonzo Papers Anthology - Hunter S. Thompson
Bizarro Starter Kit Purple - Various
Collected Short Stories Vol 2 - J. G. Ballard
Wishlist:
Imperial Bedrooms - Bret Easton Ellis
Piecemeal June - Jordan Krall
Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars - Cody Goodfellow
Codename Prague - D. Harlan Wilson
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz - Cameron Pierce
Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk
House of Fallen Trees - Gina Ranalli
Uzumaki - Junji Ito
Battle Royale - Koushun Takami
The Orange Eats Creeps - Grace Krilanovich
The Windup Girl - Paolo Bacigalupi
The Pilo Family Circus - Will Elliott
Urban Gothic - Brian Keene
Richard Yates - Tao Lin
Sinister Miniatures - Kris Saknussemm
Should Have Killed the Kid - R. Frederick Hamilton
